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salad rider

one who gets there poopshoot licked continuesly
salad rider by tyler steele January 11, 2008

salad tossed 

being owned in some way. Can be used very often in video games
(after a superior head shot) FUCK YEA! SALAD TOSSED!

You boys ready to toss their salads?
salad tossed by TDBank October 2, 2009

Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is the main character of a weird cartoon series on YouTube called Salad Fingers. Many have benefited from his wise words such as -"I like rusty spoons, I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my Salad fingers is almost ORGASMIC".

People may also be referred to as 'Salad Fingers' if they get an orgasm from stroking rusty spoons.
Person 1:"oh my god, there’s a person getting an orgasm from stroking a rusty spoon in there."

Person 2"Yeah she’s my Salad Fingers Girlfriend.
Person 1: "Whoaa!!! She is HOT - I want a Salad finger girlfriend!!"

salad dress 

an old dress from the 1900s turned into a salad.
look at my old wedding dress it should be turned into salad.
salad dress by jaba August 27, 2003

salad bowl 

a pipe load of weed with chunks of hash mixed in
I've got some "cheese" you've got some green, let's make a salad bowl
salad bowl by jimrim June 26, 2007

salad finger 

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.
I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom