Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 13, 2006

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 02, 2017

safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 24, 2024

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 04, 2018

Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 12, 2021

safety everything

The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .

“ safety everything you have to go streaking!”

*Other person goes streaking*

by nonis March 14, 2018