Skeggles

Plural use of the word Skeg. A Skeg is a shark-like fin on a kayak, located underneath, aft and centered on the vessle. Most watercrafts that come with Skegs come with multiple Skegs. They assist with better directional flow of water under the watercraft resulting in more control and elevated speed with less effort.

"Jason, you should do your skeggles. Without them, you might be exhausted before noon."

by Sir Blumpkin June 13, 2023

skeggssy

He makes you laugh when you’re trying to be mad, he is only defending himself. Remember you started it

Skeggssy was just defending himself

by Skeggssy July 12, 2023

SHEGGY

A fun, hot and intelligent divorced woman who does whatever she wants.

Dang that Sheggy's ex husband must hate his life.

by ASHTRAY81 July 30, 2023

smeggybum

A person that has smegma in their anus, typically after anal sex. It can also be used as a vulgar insult to call someone bad at something, for example an activity or video game.

John: You're a smeggybum, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Shut your mouth, you smeghead.

by SHMEGGYLUCA July 17, 2024

Skeggasaurus

a person who ollie and alec is obbsesed with please help PLEAS

Alec: OMG SKEGG IS ONLINE
ollie: OMG YIPE YOU TALKED TO SKEGGASAURUS

by WHydidhodmakemethisway September 14, 2023

Smeggler

A seggsy smeggsy man, boyfriend, or husband who has hella rizz and treats you right.

“You see him?”

“Yeah?”
“That’s my smeggler 😏.”
“He must treat you good 😍.”

by sebatrick December 18, 2023

Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

by JTPop December 31, 2023