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Spanky Hanky 

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A jit gel rag,anything used for cleaning up dicksnot after pumping the tapioca tube.
"I'm gonna frame my spanky hanky after this on."
Spanky Hanky by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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spanky pants 

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sexayyy shorts that attract men to spank you.
Nick: look at that bootayy!

Thomas: she got on some tight spanky pants....ide tap that any dayy.
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spunk'd 

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The new concept reality show spoofed from Ashton Kutcher's hit show "Punk'd". Instead of ordinary pranks it consists of random semen-throwing on innocent bystanders.
Ashton Coochie: "You just got SPUNK'D!"
spunk'd by G-C-C February 3, 2009
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spunk your pants 

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when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
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spankypants 

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An affectionate name from one person to another
Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!
spankypants by sheryl williams December 25, 2007
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monkey spunk 

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A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?
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