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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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Shen a select group of people that are in charge because they used the initiation of force to brutalize people into submission pretend to know things they could never know or understand, or trick stupid people into voting them into power.
Socialism suck because it doesn't work in reality.
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Socialism is based
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American: I just had to pay taxes this is totally socialism
Someone else: Yeah sure
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Socialism Works

A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'
Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'
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“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff
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when hasan no house
Hasan Piker doesn't REALLY belive in socialism. He has a house.
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