smeagle weed

When your dealer tells you that he has good herbs but when you show up, he has a bag of dirt weed for you

Tyrone: Dude told me that he was on deck with the bomb trees, but when i got there it was the complete opposite.

Delonte: Bro pulled that smeagle weed on ya huh.

by AerosolGuerilla November 30, 2009

smad

Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.

Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.

by eshommieinsd June 24, 2010

smad

smad (smăd)
adjective.
1. Just the right amount.
2. Sufficient in quantity.
3. Accurate and correct in proportion.
4. Lacking excess, indulgence, or surfeit.

1. For a balanced and less bitter flavor, steep green tea just a smad, one to three minutes.
2. It takes a smad amount of milk to move the cereal in the bowl.
3. The ratio of butter to bun was smad.
4. The smad hors d’oeuvres whet my appetite.

by Bard Habit January 7, 2011

dink smear

A man named dink always has a black smear on his face (from ash or sut from welding)

Hey suzie are you going to wipe that dink smear off your face

by jesusjuice917 October 17, 2007

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

smeagol

an object/person that persistently tries to insert another object in your asshole

dude that fucking smeagol keeps on trying to stick that pole up my butt!

by mkorm June 5, 2013

Nap Smear

When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.

My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.

If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.

by Corey L g August 30, 2010