Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009
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Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
by Big white monster December 29, 2009
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The Turkish Sleeping Bag is a substitute for a regular sleeping bag.Duvet cover from store used alone as sleeping bag.
by Doc P January 1, 2007
Get the Turkish Sleeping Bag mug.verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.
by Josh McG November 11, 2005
Get the sleeping japanese mug.A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.
CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache
CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache
CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:
A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.
SECOND EXAMPLE:
A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....
A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...
A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.
SECOND EXAMPLE:
A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....
A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...
by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011
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by Lilchild July 11, 2011
Get the The sleeping beauty mug.Sleepy Bois Inc, is a Minecraft group that was originally made up of the streamers Technoblade, Philzia, and Wilbur Soot. As of September 12th, this also included Tommyinit. Sleepy Bois Inc was formed after a tweet by Phil saying, "This was brought to you by Sleepy Bois Inc" this tweet would start the birth of a widely beloved group of streamers that would make a name for themselves in competitions and other events. Sleepy Bois has a very active fanbase with many fan arts and fanfictions being made about them. One of the most popular adaptions of the team is featuring them as brothers and Philzia as the father of the group. Surprisingly, this has been supported by members of the group, which has made the fans call this "Family Dynamic" and has been the most popular of the multiple "AUs" featuring the group. Tommyinit, a very close friend of the group, has been trying to join SBI for quite a while, this goal was obviously supported by the fans, much to Wilbur Soot's chagrin. This goal would be accomplished in September, when during MCC 9, his team placed higher than 5, which was agreed upon that he would become an official member if he team passed that rank. Tommyinit has been an unofficial member of SBI and has been featured in their "Family Dynamic" since he first appeared with them in MCC 4. In conclusion, despite being new, and made on accident, this group has taken the Minecraft community by storm anffff
First Guy: "Were you watching the Sleepy Bois Inc again?"
Second Guy:" Yeah I hope Phil does on the Dream SMP to have a SBI reunion"
Second Guy:" Yeah I hope Phil does on the Dream SMP to have a SBI reunion"
by XxGodisDeadxX October 6, 2020
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