maggie simpson

the youngest member of the Simpsons. Half a babie, half sniper. (remember that time when Homer became a cop and all the gangsters came out to kill him, and Maggie pulled out her gun that she shot Mr. Burns with an shot the gangster?)

bang! bang! bang!
(suck) (suck)

by somethingman May 9, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!

Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

by Fujed November 2, 2004

Simp

A man who ditches hanging out with the boys, to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Mark: Where’s Danny?
Johnny: He ditches us for the girls.
Mark: We need the council.
Council: He is a simp.

by That guy 6969420 January 24, 2020

Lisa Simpson

Smartest and most complex member of the Simpson family. One of the few Simpsons characters lacking a catchphrase.

Simpsons episodes featuring Lisa Simpsons as the main character are often more emotionally resonant than those featuring other characters.

by WWW.FOOLED-MOMMY.TK October 14, 2004

Simp

A simp is a man/boy who get easily attached to females. They often can't move on from them and usually dodges other females for that single one they're stuck up on. Simps usually cry by themselves, listen to sad music that relates to their situation, and they vent a lot. On social media they sometimes follow Wholesome memepages and send them to their friends and relate them to their current status with the female. Simps often don't cry in public they just look very sad and it's pretty obvious. Simps usually gush over their crush, whenever they see them they seem to feel so good inside. Simps sometimes just lurk on their social just to look at pictures of them to feel better. Simps usually get curved a lot, they also take a long time to move on from someone too.

Jayden: Hey look Jake is simping over Jessica

Bob: Man Jake is SUCH a simp

by Some 8th grader in 2019 February 9, 2019

Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005

simp

A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.

Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.

(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020