Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
by Adam Howard July 24, 2005
A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.
by Arianeeeee February 08, 2007
When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.
Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
by ๐๐๐๐ January 17, 2018
the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.
Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.
by tree meister June 07, 2011
Girl: Would you like to play back seat bingo tonight by the lake?
Guy:Heck yea!!!! I just got the back seat, of my whip, reupholstered.
Guy:Heck yea!!!! I just got the back seat, of my whip, reupholstered.
by daddybigbuks September 11, 2009
When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....
Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.
by timusic March 25, 2010
by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017