Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

Vanilla Scented Pencil Case

Another word for v-card

"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"

by iamwhouthinkiam March 6, 2023

Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket

A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.

Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding

by voeqa February 23, 2021

remini-scents

The scent of a particular liquor or combination of liquors in a cocktail that cause one to remember being sick from drinking it, which in turn, can result in dry heaving.

Whoa dude... did you see that? That chick just caught some remini-scents of the crappy tequila her friends were shooting and almost gagged. I think she's gonna spew!

by funkthefavorites August 12, 2007

scrunt

A wolf like creature in the new movie "Lady in the Water". A Scrunt has fur that resembles grass and so is able to appaear as a mound in the grass. Scrunts also have glowing red eyes that are visible at nights in mirrors.

Watch out! I saw a scrunt in the yard last night.

by Allie Stapleton July 24, 2006

Scant Buzzer

Scant Buzzer is a term created to describe a person who derives sexual thrills from the act of sniffing another persons underwear. It is often demonstrated through the physical gesture of holding three fingers over ones nose area, to simulate holding the crotch of a pair of panties, and sniffing rapidly.

"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action

The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.

by Accounting guy November 24, 2014