The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009

Scarecrow Hill

A Hard Rock/Hip-hop/Metal band from Plymouth, Mass.

That band Scarecrow Hill Is awesome.

by musiclover508 July 11, 2011

Red Scare

When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you

She has a red scare in her Harry Truman -family guy

by NoAtlanta23-PsN May 29, 2018

scared straight

when a woman yells at your penis until you get a boner

i was scared straight by the expensive hooker

by dkterran January 27, 2014

scare titties

Someone who's gayer than aids

That girl is scare titties.

by Dick master 6818 August 22, 2017

Scareist

A person who likes scaring others or one's own self.

1. John just scared the hell out of me, he seems to be a scareist.

2. He spends his whole day watching scary content, how much of a scareist is he?

by Kawsheek June 13, 2019

Pink Scare

When a girl thinks she may be pregnant, and takes a common drugstore pregnancy test to find out that she is not, in fact, pregnant. "Pink" is derived from the colours of the indicator stripes on the test, and "scare" is obvious as this is scary shit.

"Tanya slept with that guy last week and today she had a pink scare."

by Tanyatinkerbell December 9, 2008