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Dave-light savings

When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave
"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)
by Doctor Time April 22, 2011
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Sharnie save

Sharnie save is the act of repeatedly stabbing at the save button on word or a similar programme usally done by blonde/stupid.
me: "dude why are u attempting to sharnie save,it makes u look like a complete tard"
retard: "makes my work get saved better"
by padlock August 31, 2008
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upper deck save

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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God Save The Queen

Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
by MICHAEL MICHAEL April 23, 2006
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Save us a toke on that

A game played between friends whilst engaged in a group session of cannabis smoking. The game begins somewhere around the last two to three centimetres of zoot, otherwise known as LB's or last blasts. The game starts when a self-appointed initiator announces to the group 'save us a toke on that'. The aim is to smoke the joint until it can be smoked no more, one toke at a time. The joint is passed to whomever asks for a blast, never repeating the same request. In an ironic twist, the winner is the person most willing to smoke the worst part of the spliff for longest.
Bill: save us a toke on that could ya?
Iain: there doesn't happen to be an extra bang on that is there?
Pete: don't bogard that zoot, let me have a blast
Aaron: that looks delicious, sort me a quick suckle on that biff
Etc etc etc
by The vomiting buddha August 28, 2009
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Saving Jane

oh my god saving jane are so trashy likes! i love them
by trealre trash July 27, 2006
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Captain save a Ho

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.

Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
by anon March 1, 2005
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