Russian Lablemaker

A shotgun that is loaded with shells that have had the shot replaced with scrabble letters that have had their corners rounded off.

I stamped that bitch with my Russian lablemaker.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

russian waterfall

a drink. titties + vodka. Pour vodka on titties straight from handle and enjoy.

you've never really had vodka until you've had a russian waterfall

by Michael Sainato July 16, 2007

Russian Breakfast

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

russian sandwitch

Pretzel Grip a bitch's head and force fuck the uvula. When gagging starts, tag in your friend and make a sandwitch out of her.

Golpher and I gave that Reggin a Russian Sandwitch.

by Pentajock Dot Com May 22, 2003

russian baby

A drink containing:
Red Bull
Watermelon Pucker and
Vodka

I will have one Russian Baby please

by Darkness is spreading March 8, 2009

russian misfit

The act of taking a shot of vodka....spitting it in a hooker's face....breaking the bottle over her head......then doing what you feel.

Adam: Hey Seth let's buy a hooker and give her a Russian misfit.

Seth: Great idea!

by fliptheaverage May 25, 2011

Russian Roulette Sex

First, you buy a pack of 6 condoms and poke a hole in one. Throw them into a bag, mix it up, and pick one out randomly right before you stick it in. The bullet is the one that has the hole in it.

Oh crap, me and my girlfriend did Russian Roulette Sex last night. Afterwards, I checked and I got the one with the hole.

by crazyideas69 August 25, 2013