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dick rot

The ship name of Angor Rot and Dictatious from Trollhunters.
Dick Rot is my OTP!
by heeie August 12, 2020
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bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up
person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’
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Brain-Rot

Media deemed to hold little artistic value and/or negatively impact those who consume it.
Guy 1: "Hey man, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I scrolled through tik tok and forgot."
Guy 2: "What the funk man! Don't watch that, that's brain-rot!
by Axatufan June 5, 2024
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Brain Rot

When someone doesn't brush their teeth, gives you head, and you don't shower for a while, allowing tooth butter bacteria to expand upon the head of your peepee, giving you Balanitis.
His ass got brain rot and now his wee wee look like Freddy Krueger!
by Ifardrealfugginhard January 27, 2025
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genuine brain rot

Brain rot is when you watch something so fucking stupid (skibidi toilet) that it rots your brain.
“This video on tiktok is genuine brain rot
by I hate skibidi toilet November 15, 2023
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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ROTS

Rats but in bri'ish
"oi buv i went to tommy's house and he had rots in it bruv
by lofi god February 23, 2022
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