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Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3
Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice
by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022
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Robertistic

Commonly used to describe someone not worth a thing, especially if one is named Robert
Hey stfu you robertistic bitch
by OneRobertisticHoe February 20, 2022
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Robed

if facepalming was a person. probably thinks "you draw like Picasso" is a compliment, has the mental capacity of a floppy disk, would be falling for 30mins if he drops from how high he thinks his skill ceiling is to his actual skill ceiling, checks his teammates damage and kd more than he checks his ego, probably has thought of making his own frag movie but has no actual knowledge on how to do so. But he does have a redeeming quality where he is able to, without any cost or condition, piss off anybody that he is playing with.
*Robed joins the call
Everyone collectively: ffs
by ayanosimp727 July 5, 2022
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Roberto

He is a playboy who has 50 girlfriends and they all love him so much, Every girl who talks to him is automatically his gf
Roberto: Hi
Syd: Hello

*becomes girlfriend*
by cAlessaurushusygcsvgswf3ejxreg December 15, 2022
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Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.
Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.
by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010
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Kings Robe

The fold of skin which covers the head of the penis. More broadly referred to as the prepuce, a term which also describes the female clitoral hood. More commonly referred to as the foreskin.
Nah, I'm rockin' the Kings Robe.
by titsnbarrels September 22, 2010
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the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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