big rig

big rig is a 9 foot tall boi with a inch dick.

guy 1: yo big rig so tall
big rig's ex: not so big down under though.
guy 2: dammmm he got a smaller dick than a new born baby

by fanboy990 April 2, 2019

Rig

When one is shirtless, their rolls are so large they look like a Mac truck

That guys got a fucking rig

by Creamfacetickler1 December 5, 2019

Rig

Slag word synonym for a mans body

“Scott has been sloppy lately he’s got a shit rig”
“Fuck Bill’s been hitting the gym lately he’s got a tight rig”

by Bunter June 7, 2019

RIG

This means Rob Is Gay.

Rob loves peen so much, that must mean RIG

by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019

oil rig

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

rig heavy

When your girl has a little something extra to grab on to in the morning.

Jen is rig heavy

by Dusty 12345654321 September 13, 2017

Rig

Common term for a lad with a impeccable physique in line with the greek gods.

"that guy trouncey has a ripper rig"

by juani181 October 6, 2017