Riley

A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.

"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"

by Al-an May 11, 2020

Riley

Fat chode with the gayest haircut you have ever fucking seen

He has 300 bags of junk food in his locker and is basically a walking foam ball.

"Look at riley, what a fat chode"
"He is probably going to die of diabetes"

by Pseudo in your mums house May 31, 2020

Riley

A diplamaldikat made by a holy herb smelling cockroach sandwiched in between a tater tot that got shoved up someones butthole and shot out their nose, and a handkerchief made of dyed eyelashes, which is very itchy.

Guys look! My aglet turned into a Diplamaldikat! No, wait, it's a RIley!
Wow!

by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

Riley

Some chaotic lad that just vibes. They parent everyone in their life.

don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.

Person 1: "Riley yelled at me again"
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."

by ratman_does_definitions August 11, 2020

Riley

Riley is a very pretty girl but always talk about boy. usually they will talk to you bf or gf and are conviced that they like her. she will send nudes to whoever offers

xo: “riley wont stop talking about your boyfriend”

by your local whore August 17, 2020

Riley

A yellow-haired boy that farts 5000 times a day and isn't even a little bit cute.

Something stinks, where's Riley?

by EverythingSucks2019 September 11, 2020

riley

a girl that is very kind, sweet and pretty. she doesn't know this but I really like her and I want to tell her but everything goes downhill for me so I won't even try.

hey riley I like you

by Ananimepenisucker September 13, 2020