Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.

Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.

by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

Puddle slut

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.

Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday

by Eatbuttfuckducks July 30, 2022

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.

Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.

by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 2, 2023

Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay

Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.

by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016

Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.

John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

by Hellsminer1 July 4, 2015