noob pube

One measly little pubic hair, which is usually sprouted around puberty.

Person1: Dude, I totally just spawned my first noob pube!
Person2: Oh, ok.

by KC715 April 02, 2008

Ginger pubes

A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.

Crab: What be dat den, over der.

Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.

Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind

Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.

Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.

by Kev McGirly April 21, 2011

Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 26, 2010

pube counter

One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.

Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!

by Benito Salvadore December 31, 2005

pube fro

when u put afrosheen in ur pubes and touch foster children

ryan miller is such a fag

by Bobby A August 23, 2003

side pube

When someone's pubes are poofing out the sides of a bathing suit or underwear.

Kevin's mom was at the pool and you could see her side pube without looking too hard.

by Jinde Kush July 24, 2015

Pube Cut

Similar to the regular haircut, but insted its pubic hairs that are cut

Dave: How was Jenny last night?

Shaun: Mate, she is hot as fuck, but man she needs a pube cut, its a bloody jungle down there

by Peter Alexander August 11, 2008