Pregnant Joint

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.

Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 23, 2016

pregnant spider

A sexual move in which the member with a penis inserts said penis into the mouth of someone who has several boba pearls in their mouth. The name comes from the likening of the pearls inside the sucker's mouth to the eggs inside a pregnant spider's egg sac.

Dude, Tony totally gave me a pregnant spider last night. We went and got tea beforehand, which is some weird foreplay shit, but I was kinda into it.

by oworm? December 17, 2017

Lactating Pregnant Latinas

Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss

john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john

by zyad_ November 20, 2022

pregnant

a word that can be used in any context to show an excessive amount of emotion whether it be good or bad

girl: i like monkey brains on my pizza
boy: yo are you pregnant?!?

girl: i got straight A's and im going to harvard yay me
boy: ohh your sooo pregoooo..

boy: lets jump off of this cliff into a valley of death
boy: PREGNANT.IM DOWN.

by becca mat November 3, 2010

vindictive pregnancy

When a husband comes home from sea or overseas work after a year and finds the wife pregnant. It is called a vindictive pregnancybecause "someone else has had it in for him"

My mates missus has been shagging around while my mate has been away and has a vindictive pregnancy as someone else has had it in for him

by inky64 May 17, 2010

teenage pregnancy pact

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, whether they are friends or not, dare each other- and actually carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

The most recent famous case of a teenage pregnancy pact was at Worcester High School in Worcester, Massachusetts

by Sexydimma June 21, 2013

Led Pregnancy

When you shoot a women point blank in the stomach with a shotgun, filling her stomach up with led pellets.

That bitch got out of hand so I had to give her a led pregnancy.

by Mr. Krüger July 16, 2008