Katies private

The most sacred private story on the planet earth

Dude did you see katies private
Yes, of course, it’s sacred

by Jokesonjew December 10, 2019

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass

i just hired private security?

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these

josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3

by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021

Private

Private album hot rare vids & pics: 2nice.pw/w

Private album hot rare vids & pics: 2nice.pw/w

by millana_like September 11, 2018

Private Joker

When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.

My best friend just loves to Private Joker me. It's so annoying, Jesus Christ...

by sadly_known_as_katherine October 9, 2021