Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."
by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008
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Potato boy

A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.

It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.

Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.
by Black Sideburns August 08, 2016
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Potato sacking

To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.
Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?
by Unbaelieveable May 18, 2018
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Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
by mctuggin April 08, 2010
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Furry potato

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.
That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.
by LittleByrd July 03, 2019
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gash potatoes

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.
Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.
by The Shizifist March 09, 2011
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Potato (Gaming)

A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)
Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato
by Your Boy the pseudonym September 09, 2019
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