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Porch-Monkey

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"
by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022
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Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.
by Goatified March 9, 2021
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Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
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Porch Monkey

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's
by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017
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Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate
by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025
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painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020
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Porche

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.
"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"
by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022
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