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Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
by Gabirsten March 11, 2008
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poptart

1) Someone who is a retard but if you say retard you'll get in trouble so it's a good replacement.

2) Someone who pops you everytime you say something.

3) A bad tasting breakfast food.
1) Luke, you're such a poptart.

2) I know, he's totally a poptart!

3) That poptart sucked!
by fyhjryh November 29, 2007
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Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.
"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.
by Elliott P February 9, 2008
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Pontatoes

my girlfriend : i wanna cuddle
me : pontatoes!
by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011
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Sammi Poptart

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.
Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.
by Crazy babe March 19, 2009
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poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing
a black asian jewish gay is a poptard
by emii October 2, 2007
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Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.
She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart
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