Poopsghetti

1. When you cook pasta and decide to mix lots of shit into the noodles, meat and sauce.

2. When you're on the toilet and the turds come out being very thin and numerous like noodles.

1. Guy: Poopsghetti is fucking disgusting man! Who'd ever eat that!?
2. Guy 1: I had to go number two really REALLY bad, but for some reason my crap ended up being really skinny
Guy 2: Oh that just means you were having Poopsghetti.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 10, 2025

Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal

I hate it when I take nesquik poops

by Heta April 25, 2015

The PoopShivers

The point at which you have held your poop in for so long that your body begins to shiver at random.

"Hey do you need a blanket? You look kind of cold."
"Oh no, I'm fine, I just have The PoopShivers."

by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016

Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.

After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.

by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017

angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 3, 2020

Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.

Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops

by Arrogantman April 20, 2021

Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.

"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"

by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021