puffer poon

A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!

Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"

by Monster Piel June 12, 2016

Poon Shadow

When a woman has a five o-clock shadow on her beav before her next waxing.

"Girl, I think it's time for a Brazillian, you have a poon shadow."

by r8dersjc January 8, 2014

Partners in poon

Two guys, usually best buds, who back each other up when it comes to the ladies. they are each others wingmen, and occasionally will both try to get with the same girl

"hey, dude, mark just helped me hook up with that chick. we're partners in poon"

by mistermach7 February 9, 2010

Poon Trek

The act of taking a long trip for the sole purpose of sex

Shawn: Yo sherrill wants me now but she lives a town away
Cornel: You going?
Shawn: Hell yeah
Cornel: That's one hell of a poon trek
Shawn: I know

by 2kool4NewHope June 16, 2010

poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

Poon Harbour

The name of said persons genitals who gets all the poon

Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"

by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011

Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011