Pooch

'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.

1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."

by crazyfool330 September 27, 2009

pooch

Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.

Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.

by andrew "analyzer" johnson December 8, 2004

Poochie Face

A face made by having another person squash your face - forehead to chin.

"Hey bro, nice poochie face."

by Renee B Winters November 20, 2012

Poochie Gown

A type of apron used to remain clean during sexual interactions involving poop.

She got on a Poochie Gown, ready to get piped down

by M33T January 20, 2022

pooch pounder

another name for all my coworkers....dog banger!

Jeez that Ricky is such a pooch pounder! He never does anything!

by Van Halen April 11, 2007

Pooch

When something is finished and you have to throw it out.

Where can i pooch my smoke?

by JKix May 18, 2005

pooch

A 10 dollar bag of powder cocaine. It is not snorted, it is poured on top of marijuana and smoked.

"Where can we cop a pooch?"
"I got the blunt, you got the pooch?"
"That hole be havin them fat ass pooches."

by Merz February 6, 2003