Oldschool police

Some dude hates new stuff and finds the old stuff always better no matter what, especially in rap.

Person:'' Yo, Post Malone's new album is dummy lit.''
Other person: '' Wtf you listen to post Malone, he is shit, nowadays hipster liberals always listen to crap music''
Person: ''Oh yeah, I forgot that the Oldschool police was patrolling today'.'

by poopybuttholepotassium June 5, 2018

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Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.

"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"

by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018

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Raffle Police

Admins/Mods on STRAB get called this regularly. Used to describe those who sit on facebook all day doing nothing but outing raffle scammers. These people have a large fan-base of 50,000 followers (almost), all of which are single muvvas on bennyfits.

What are you, the raffle police?

by STRAB2019 April 16, 2019

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speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.

The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.

by 2B+ March 21, 2020

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