jiggery pokery

giving your girlfriends best mate a good rogering behind her back

oh dear shelly,your boyfriends been doing a fair bit of jiggery pokery

by Ahron February 17, 2005

3p Poker

3p Poker is a Group of elite Online and Live Game Poker Pros, Often Misleading the Public with their tricky verbal lyrics. Although these are all highly skilled Pros they enjoy playing in the lower limits and "Donkin" with the General Public.

3p Poker In Da House...
Lil Chad With The "YEA YEA"

and Of course the "Ribbet"

Thanks Z the Creator Of 3p Poker

by StarsnBars4x4 May 29, 2007

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008

world popera

A fusion of Classical, Popular and World influences designed to unite humanity through music.

Sarah Brightman's world popera songs make classical music more available to the mainstream public.

by Armand Angelina April 27, 2006

Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by Mike Jones February 9, 2005

Poobert

A glowing white girl with bright orange hair that continuously wins the peuter medal (last place) at the board game "sorry." Abbreviations include; Poob, Poobizzle, Poob-mista, Poobie, and The Great Poob.

"Wow Poobert that sucks, you lost again!"
"Run Poobie, run!"

by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008

poker face

I'm sorry.
I'm having a hard time reading her Poker Face.

my my my poker face

by bam mcbambam June 27, 2010