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Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019
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Prison Pigeon

A parent that keeps going to prison.
Why would you have a baby by a prison pigeon?
by Supersswg August 31, 2018
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Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people
A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!
by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018
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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023
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Mr pigeon

A nub who is from Quebec and doesn’t teach French and rages at people that rye their shoes in the hall. He Was named pidgeon because of his bird sized brain
Mr pigeon is a nun because he yelled at a kid for tyeing his shoes
by Saucybagel64 May 4, 2022
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commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.
Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine
by Grug was here May 10, 2022
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Pigeon pipe

The phrase said by a crack cocaine addict when someone hands them a tiny pipe
What's that you're trying to hand me? A poxy pigeon pipe it's tiny you greedy cunt!
by Damnstraightbabe22 April 13, 2022
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