Pdiddiot

P diddiot -someone who thinks they are slick and getting away with wrongful stupidity for years and then they get caught

Ol' what's his name is doing some pdiddiot type of s*** it'll catch up to him.

by Asskickeranderson June 23, 2025

Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!

Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out

by fatshin August 17, 2025

Paddington Blair

A nickname for former UK Labour PM Tony Blair, who was in office 1997-2007 and was primarily notable for being a lapdog of then US president George W. Bush who led the nation into a pointless foreign war.

Paddington Blair just sent us to war in Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction which simply do not exist?

More like weapons of mass distraction... it's an almost-unbearable insult to Paddington Bear, the beloved child's toy, to compare him to this fool and his pointless involvement of Great Britain in Operation Iraqi Liberation - an obvious war for OIL.

by bitchuck October 13, 2025

Piddler

A term for someone who is between the relationship status of Friend and Acquaintance.

John: Yeah, just met Phillip, he's a piddler.

by Boy Cooter November 9, 2025

Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’

These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025

Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead

I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008