talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

Physical Education

It's mandatory in Illinois schools, unless you..

1. have some medical issue;
2. are taking something like Health or Driver's Ed;
3. are on a sports team (e.g. high school wrestling, etc.); and/or
4. observe a religion that won't let you participate for some reason (Christian Scientists b/c of the "body is just a shell", Muslim girls b/c of the PE outfits)

Illinois, even though it's the only state that mandates Physical Education, allows students to opt out via medical disability, Health or Driver's Ed elective, and/or religious reasons.

1. "Here's a note from the school nurse."
1-a. "I can't go swimming. I'm on my period, and I can't wear a tampon."
2. "Sorry, I'm taking Driver's Ed. Us Illinoisans can't drive so well unless we sit in a classroom."
3. "Why would I want to repeat wrestling practice?"
4-a. "The clerics say that this T-shirt and gym shorts are too revealing for a girl of the Muslim faith."
4-b. "The only exercise I know is ex-or-cise."

by Obscure Anomaly August 26, 2006

physicist

A person paid to think about imaginary things that can be proven by other imaginary things.

Physicist: I'm going to bed. I've been trying to prove that string theory is a valid contender for the Theory of Everything, but the quantum mechanics are tangling everything up.

by anonymous3625 January 21, 2011

Physical Tourettes

A diagnosis usually made by friends for someone who displays many over-exaggerated, animated movements people use to tell a story or describe something. These are usually short bursts of movement that seem uncontrolled or in most cases just not thought about before being executed. Most people know at least one person who displays signs of Physical Tourettes. Occurrences usually happen more often when alcohol is involved.

Trying to pick people out in a crowd with physical tourettes makes for light drinking entertainment!

by Kari L. Foster October 9, 2008

physically challenged friend

1: An important-sounding friend whose name you drop to make yourself sound important by association. These sorts of friends, however, completely lack a physical form.

2: An imaginary friend for grown-ups.

Joe doesn't really hang with the biker crowd--Leatherclad Mitch is just his physically challenged friend.

by Rayinte February 4, 2004

Physical domestic violence

What people do to their partner's when they're much too stupid to pull off the more socially acceptable emotional domestic violence. Such people feel inferior because they are inferior; and lacking intellectual resources for lashing out they use their bodies.

Dwayne's girlfriend is covered in bruises. He's attempting to assert his dominance and power through physical domestic violence because he's not intelligent enough to earn anybody's respect.

by pandorlla October 25, 2010

physictectronomy

The study of particularly difficult scientific concepts which focus heavily on the use of complex mathematical formulae;

Generally derived from the study of physics, mechatronics, mathematics and the like.

"oh man, i have a physictectronomy lecture at 1 and i haven't done the pre-lab... I'm so screwed!"

by -Elle Jay- October 1, 2008