peaches

A nice person, replacing Hun or Honey.
NOT refuring to tim lanners.

Matt: hey peaches
Holly: hey peaches
Taylor: hey peaches
Daryl: hey peaches
Hans: hey peaches
Jake: hey peaches
Jon; ...
Erik: ...
TIMMY : rawrr you guys are such peachesss
Everyone: we all hate tim.
Tim:no everyone hates daryl
everyone: no we think we hate youuuu tim.

Daryll's the peaches

BYE THE WAYYY, Peaches are Wicked Crispy

by Daryl Hart March 22, 2008

percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.

A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

perchui

a beautiful elegant woman, who is always there. usually grows to aroung 5'7" and strong as ever, they can generally squat around 240lbs no questions asked. also known for their delicious cooking and baking. but dont be fooled by their sweet demeanor, they can kick anyones ass.

damn did you see that perchui

by gigante88 July 28, 2010

Peaches&KiWi

The ultimate signature of eternal love. The one to beat the odds.. and live happy forever. Never doubt it. Just envy it.

Those guys.. fucking Peaches&KiWi-esque... epic <3

by Jack the Fruitastic Bear September 13, 2010

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

peaches

A non explicit way to refer to a bitch

There's a lot people up in this club!!
Yeah, but where are all the peaches!

by Floyd Noodles April 12, 2015

Peaches

A girl with a nice ass, looks good naked, and is incredibly sexy.

Boy 1: So you hooked up with Peaches?
Boy 2: Yep! And I got all up inside her!
Boy 1: Nice!

by WhoFuckinCares? September 12, 2016