evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.
I talked to evan pecker yesterday
by CJMordecai April 25, 2019
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pecker pounder.IO

The single player game every guy plays when they get home after a long day from school or work. They banned this game from being used in classrooms due to public indecency, But students somehow still manage to play this game during school hours. This game is most commonly played during a long speech about sex and female body parts (health class).
Nobody #1-yo, I just played pecker pounder.IO last night, and it was sick dude...
Nobody #2-well, I guess it beats Worm.IO since it involves hand on cock action (HOCA).
Worm.IO- HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!
by NDG123 February 20, 2022
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Bees Pecker

So small it is microspic.
by Stephanie 1 July 26, 2018
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keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.
UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.
by esoul January 03, 2024
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Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 29, 2021
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pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment
I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie
by adsfajsfklajsd; June 03, 2009
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Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.
"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"
by Downeastah June 10, 2023
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