trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.

Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”

by 2ANJ October 14, 2018

Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist

Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag

by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021

Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

Bi-Patriot

Someone who goes to a different country on vacation that is known for having a large amount of nature (Costa Rica, Peru, Trinidad) and when they get back, criticize every thing about America for being so greedy. This lasts for about two weeks, until they go back to their old ways.

John's being a real Bi-Patriot douche ever since he got back from his Costa Rica trip.

by ireallyhopenooneusedthis May 24, 2011

Patriot

As of 2016, the word patriot in the United States has come to mean SEDITIONIST or TERRORIST.

“We did break down Nancy Pelosi’s office door, and somebody stole her gavel, and took a picture sittin’ in the chair flipping off the camera, and that was on Fox News, and uh, Patriots got down on the floor and were sitting in the house members and senators chairs…”

by RubyBK January 7, 2021

Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021