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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.
"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."
by Al Benedict October 18, 2020
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The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
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Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.
The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.
by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Patriotism

Patriotism is when someone is pretty damn into their country
Look at that lad he's the embodiment of patriotism
by Twins_bob May 9, 2021
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Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.
Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.
by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
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trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.
Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.
by Moronica February 19, 2025
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