Paddock

n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.

I need to put my horse in your paddock.

by Gulge August 16, 2008

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paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.

The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.

by Noirin October 14, 2006

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An Irish American who is glorified by the people of Ireland, even though many look down at Irish Americans showing extreme pride and interest in Ireland's history and culture.

If the Irish don't like Irish Americans having intense pride in their land, why is JFK's ancestral home a national monument?

American Tourist: "Hey I saw a sign for Andrew Jackson's cottage." US Tourist #2: "That name sounds familiar..."

I'm an American but I like hurling. It's pretty dirty. You fellas across the pond should check out lacrosse.

I reversed this term to point out some hypocrisy.

There's an Irish heritage regiment (with plastic paddys) in the US National Guard called the Fighting 69th; its motto: "Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked." LOL at dirty connotations.

by Mad Bomber March 10, 2008

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Paddy Cake

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.

Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.

by cbass14 May 19, 2011

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