My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.
by Bastion Boi69 December 02, 2018
When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023
When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
by Metallicarchaea September 09, 2021
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
by captain deeze January 31, 2012
When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.
"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."
by RJ55 February 23, 2025