painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

dirty pole

Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".

My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

pole

Penis.

"John Holmes had a large pole."

by x January 31, 2003

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Eiffel Tower With Flag Poles

A ridiculous sex position in which a woman takes it on all four in the mouth and from behind the same as the Eiffel Tower but she is giving two hand jobs at the same time hence the flag poles.

She was very sore after the Eiffel Tower With Flag Poles.

by Pogobob September 17, 2010