Grey Poupon

Grey Poupon - Grey Poupon is a brand of Dijon-style mustard originally owned and marketed in the U.S. by the Heublein Company and now owned and manufactured by Kraft Foods. Like other Dijon mustards, Grey Poupon contains a small amount of white wine, and uses brown mustard seed grown in Canada

it sounds very funny if you pull up to a posh person in a car and ask them (in a posh voice) do yoo have any grey Poupon?

this was also made comedic by waynes world 1.

WPerson: Exuse me

Posh person: Yes

Person:Do you have any grey poupon?
i have been dying to eat somr all day?

posh person: No

by john mahony April 12, 2008

pounding the conch!

too have over the top intense sex at inapropriate times

hey dave wheres jay oh hes pounding the conch!

hey dude u goin to that party tonight i hear its prime for conch pounding

dude u look depressed as hell i think sum1 needs to pound the conch!

by ROB_4D July 5, 2009

ass pounded

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass

that twink was totally ass pounded!!!

by cooperrrr February 7, 2014

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

by Willup B February 21, 2011

pork pounder

A fat fucker, chubby chaser, someone who fucks fat women.

John is a closet pork pounder.

by shazizzle April 8, 2003

vanity pounds

The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."

"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."

by richard bullard barnes November 23, 2007

picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

by volcom186 November 5, 2003