by wierdwillywanker October 27, 2017

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.
Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018

by bigjuicyy44 April 20, 2023

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

the art of immaculately and magically determining the faith of the puss puss with a fat ass shlong sword cock
Assil’s puss puss got nuclearly pussy popped by a gigantic voluptuous curvaceous horse cock ( bussy popper )
by bussypopper December 23, 2021

when a male sneakily replaces a females tampon with a party popper while they are sleeping.
causing major disturbance when removing so called “tampon”
causing major disturbance when removing so called “tampon”
by crop father December 21, 2024
