by scheerio December 01, 2014
by Peter dyck December 23, 2021
The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!
Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...
by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011
A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"
roy "what did you do to it last night"
nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"
roy "ouch"
nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
roy "what did you do to it last night"
nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"
roy "ouch"
nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
by bob and timmy July 11, 2008
by AbigailSalazar October 23, 2015
by Flannelguy June 08, 2009
When you really hate someone, then they get on your last nerves and you really want to punch them in the face but instead you just do a drain pipe and metaphorically try smack them over the head with a pipe.
by clubpenguinfun June 03, 2016