Patriots

This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.

"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."

by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017

NFL patriotism

The act of being on the NFL patriot bandwagon

There is NFL patriotism in this house.

by Jingle February 10, 2017

patriots

NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS

Bistamais: Eu kur esi
Cits cuvaks: Pie NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS
Patriots: kropli

by niksdeiniskaravirs October 31, 2019

Patriot

1. How racists refer to themselves in order to identify themselves to other racists.

2. A defensive ballistic missile that didn't work very well and was used in the first Gulf War.

"Fellow patriots, Hitler was right when he said.........bla blah racist this, black that, Marxist this, Islam that blah blah blah.......

by Yulu December 7, 2020

Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

Patriot

As of 2016, the word patriot in the United States has come to mean SEDITIONIST or TERRORIST.

“We did break down Nancy Pelosi’s office door, and somebody stole her gavel, and took a picture sittin’ in the chair flipping off the camera, and that was on Fox News, and uh, Patriots got down on the floor and were sitting in the house members and senators chairs…”

by RubyBK January 7, 2021

micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021