Job snob

Somebody who works and complains about others who don't. A job snob will generally argue that non workers take all their taxes or that they are too lazy to find work, while failing to realise the current economy and lack of jobs.

Worker: "Why don't you just get a job instead of being lazy?"

Non worker: "I'm looking for work, but I can't find any, stop being such a job snob!"

by Dean palfreman July 5, 2014

Hack Job

The work done by confederate diesel.

That turbo kit by confederate diesel looks like a complete hack job.

by Jim Bob Diesel September 18, 2013

slurp job

Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.

I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

Jeffy Job

Commonly known in the trade as DIY carried out to a substandard condition.

Bob: 'That skirting board is hanging off?'

Ben: 'Looks like a Jeffy Job'

by C4r15 March 29, 2010

sky job

When a muscular man is in the middle of a dance floor in a packed club, the sky job is the action of getting down on his knees and jerking off two guys at once while loudly exclaiming 'LET IT RAIN' over and over until he is soaked in their jizzum

Trevor went straight from the gym to the club last night and gave two randoms a sky job...he has massive jizz stains in his hair and on his shirt now

by shamustheraper July 19, 2009

finish the job

the murder or death of any given person at any given time

heard charlie is given you problems, do you want me to finish the job?

by James Riddle Hoffa January 6, 2014

chub job

fellatio from a rather husky female

"Who cares if she's twice your size? Just grab a quick chub job and be out..."

by gnomethrower February 20, 2009