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Mamil Toe

A Mamil Toe occurs when a mamil (middle aged man in Lycra, i.e. cyclist) is wearing pants so tight that his genitalia are practically exposed.
I was getting a lot of smiles at the bike shop, then I realized it was because I was sporting a mean mamil toe.
by Southoc November 1, 2013
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Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.
by Daone123 April 24, 2022
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Spock Toes

A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."
"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"
by Kbombious July 29, 2009
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Stanky Toe

- A sexual technique utilized whilst one party is performing oral sex on another in a kneeling and/or lying position. The person receiving oral (the "Stank-ER") then utilizes their big toe of either foot to tease and/or penetrate the vagina and/or anus of the person performing oral sex (the "Stank-EE").
Eric: I was a legit "stanker" last night.
Seth: Yo, you was WHAT?
Eric: A "stanker". She was blowing me and I gave her the "Stanky Toe"
Seth: Ya, cono! Bro, you raw, dawg!
by #imfukkedup January 20, 2019
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Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...
'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
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Toe-in-the-butt

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.
Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.
by TITB Reigning Champ February 1, 2022
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Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot
I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes
by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020
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