1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 27, 2018
Get the Oklahoma Octopusmug. The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.
Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower
by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025
Get the Oklahoma Lightning Rodmug. An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.
by Hutler February 2, 2023
Get the Oklahoma greetermug. When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
Get the Oklahoma Sandwichmug. They are not Kansas and they are not Texas, but you had better believe that they are very satisfied with who they are.
Don't expect even a small acknowledgement from him after moving out of his way. He has the Oklahoma Attitude that you should not even have been there in the first place.
by Italian Soda March 12, 2019
Get the Oklahoma Attitudemug. Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023
Get the Oklahoma destroyermug. woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....
woman 2: wtf.....
by imma touch u September 9, 2025
Get the Oklahoma tornadomug.