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security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.
Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.
by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017
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guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.
After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.
by Mark8 April 15, 2007
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Office Polli-Tricks

The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.

When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.

Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.
"Of course I have no one to back me up with this paper work, chalk it up for Office Polli-Tricks."
by WXW March 21, 2007
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Office Space Syndrome

A condition which occurs primarily in white collar corporate environments where deserving, qualified employees are either passed over for promotion or have their employment terminated outright while their comparatively apathetic or indifferent peers achieve financial and/or occupational success.
Peter is frequently tardy or absent from work while Michael and Samir are punctual, reliable workers. Peter is promoted, but Michael and Samir are fired in order to cut costs. Peter has been the beneficiary of Office Space Syndrome while Michael and Samir were the victims of it.
by HaroldTheOx June 7, 2010
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office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.
Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.
by Momili October 31, 2013
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jag-officer

1. a law enforcement professional, that can't help but be a total jag-off in any situation.

2. a cop, state patrol, narc, detective, and even the useless guards in a a courtroom, that get their kicks by being a jag-off.
"In front of the judge, the jag-officer smiled each time one of the people he ticketed stood up to plea their case."
by P Bullets July 8, 2010
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LPD Officer

The worst law enforcement officers in the State of Mayflower.
I bet they’re an LPD Officer.

That LPD Officer deals guns.
by memecatdiscord December 18, 2018
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