chaffinch bath

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

by few2020 February 18, 2020

Bird bath

When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button

“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”

by Tripod#8 March 4, 2022

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath

When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel

by Baked bean August 21, 2019

Whores Bath

Instead of taking a shower, one would use body spray or perfume to smell clean

Timothy opted for a whores bath when running late for work.

by BigfnRed August 2, 2020

Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

nipple bath

Rubbing your breast all over a man or woman while you have soap on your breasts.

She totally gave Michael Bolton a nipple bath while they were in his hotel room.

by Jacqueline Sparrow December 18, 2013