Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!
by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021
Get the cowboy poetrymug. A rad gentleman that gets hot at a rodeo and loves the pool. Oof feisty Cowboys love pools… So why not just stay at the pool?
Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
by C$milf June 12, 2023
Get the Feisty cowboymug. When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.
by Ol boii November 28, 2020
Get the Cowboy carlmug. A term which describes a team who finds a creative way to lose what should have been a sure win. The name comes from the Dallas Cowboys since they frequently find a way to blow late leads and lose in embarrassing fashion.
Man, last night's game was a crusher. My squad found a way to pull a Cowboy. We were winning by 13 with 3 minutes to play and we ended up losing by a point.
by aaron1975 November 2, 2013
Get the Pull a Cowboymug. by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017
Get the french cowboymug. a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
by jack847 October 2, 2011
Get the cowboy visionmug. by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018
Get the Shaggy The Cowboymug.