A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.
My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.
by bossman45 February 12, 2014
Get the thirst cow mug.(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 12, 2014
Get the Cow Tale mug.1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.
2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."
"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
by MadMardigan November 12, 2014
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"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow February 29, 2016
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